just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Randomize