it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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