Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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