I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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