Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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