alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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