margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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