haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
he thought i was a dude.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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