we have pet lesbian snakes
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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