So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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