garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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