we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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