i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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