i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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