My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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