K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
nutella sex= disaster
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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