im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm like, not good at living.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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