I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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