Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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