There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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