I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
we're so committed to being not committed
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