OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
