His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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