she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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