i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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