i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize
