what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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