I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
