So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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