Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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