I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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