Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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