Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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