i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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