But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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