great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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