So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
