I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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