Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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