so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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