I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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