You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Also, beer. Big fan.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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