Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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