I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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