What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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