they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
as a side note pls kill me
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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