Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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