My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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