This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You've changed since you got that strap on
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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