Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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