I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
