So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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