i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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