I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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